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EAT FRUIT

Greetings Employees of Arts Alliance Labs, Inc.,

As valued employee, you are entitled to certain benefits which make Arts Alliance Labs a more comfortable working environment. One of these benefits is the weekly delivery of fresh organic fruit for your snacking enjoyment. It is suggested that this fresh fruit be enjoyed on a regular basis by all employees as it promotes good health and consistent energy levels aiding focus and clarity of thought.

Much to the entire Human Resources (HR) department’s dismay, much of this fruit has gone unenjoyed. If this condition persists, the weekly shipments will be discontinued and there will not be any more fruit to enjoy.

I want each and every one of you to deeply consider the repercussions of not enjoying the salubrious nectars of organic Apples, Oranges, Pears, and the occasional Blood Orange ever again at Arts Alliance Labs and do this while eating a piece of fruit. Eating fruit makes you code better. This has been scientifically proven and is unassailable.

Thank you for your time.

Warmest regards,
ch.

posted on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 3:18 PM